Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Phrases You Don't Want To Hear The Word "Kinda" after

1. I love you.
2. You're going to be OK.
3. It's a boy!
4. I'll let you live.
5. I know we're on a burning plane but I promise you this parachute is secured.
6. The sex was good.
7. Of course I'm a certified surgeon!
8. It's a girl!
9. It's a transvestite!
10. Don't worry, your not the baby daddy.
11. I'm sorry.
12. It's not poisonous.
13. Officer its not what it looks like.
14. I used protection.
15. Your not ugly.
16. I'm pretty sure I used the right vaccine.
17. She wants the D.
18. I see zombies off in the distance, I have enough bullets.
19. I paid the ransom.
20. I'm telling you the truth, I don't have HIV, that burning sensation is all in your head.
21. Your not fat.
22. I'm not a serial killer.
23. No worries, I know how to defuse this thing.
24. I can save you.
25. I'm not a whore.
26. It's still alive.
27. I came here legally.
29. I didn't shit my pants.
30. Thats not a person your eating.

The perfect motto

Lies

 
No more snickers... 

Food For A Thought

 
 
Why yes, I do play with my food.